Me and mr perfect had a property conversation today, then as he was driving off he was starting at me mmmmmmm marry me
a very attractive guy runs after school clubs at the school i work at and i want to talk to him but im so socially awkward so hmpf :( he’s not even my type, completely the opposite but mmmmmmmmmmmmm.
Its actually scary how much Andrew Garfield reminds me of the last guy I liked.
thatsmoderatelyraven: dietchola: i’ll always remember peyton as the girl who brought her pet corn to school
thunderwear: ohmygOD so today this kid in my school tried to go through a loop in the railing and ended up getting stuck, so they had to call the security guard, who called the principal, and he pulled the fire alarm so everyone would come outside and laugh at him also, all the black kids went up to take pictures
laurenomgfuq: dylan and cole sprouse are 20 that’s so raven has been off the tv (other than reruns) for 6 years lizzie mcguire ended over 9 years ago shrek 1 came out 11 years ago hilary duff is pregnant miley cyrus is engaged monsters inc came out 11 years ago how fucking old am i
whonagi: nitrostreak: scabsandscribbles: ...
andersonbr0thers: sometimes it lasts in love but sometimes it hurts instead
roman lob though..
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ughhhhhhh only a few more lessons with mr. attractive guy who probably doesn’t even know my name before art is no more :(
whatever happened to rihanna when she first started singing she was like yee mista dj song pon de replay and now shes like fuck me with a shovel and slap my titties omg
subwaywalls: I had period pains so bad before that I was shouting with pain and my eyes were watering. I was also looking after my nephew. He was not phased. :’) i had period pains so bad that i almost collapsed and threw up. mm.
This is it boys. This is war.
So after, when he whispers ‘You love me. Real or not real?’. I tell him ‘Real.’ AH. best thing ever.
finally finished the hunger games trilogy. crying so hard at the end. best series i’ve read in my entire life.
halfway through mockingjay & i’ve spent about half an hour crying. this trilogy is so perfect.
Watching the Last Song purely for Gale/Liam Hemsworth.
watching the hunger games for the 2nd time. luv dis film
honestly cant wait to meet ex-offenders, including murderers. im psychotic clearly.
Ted Bundy is probably the most frightening serial killer case. Not just because of how many people he actually killed, but for the pure fact that he was quite a good-looking man. Like, he looked so normal & I know killers don’t usually look any different anyway, but if i’d seen him back then, i wouldn’t have suspected a thing. it’s so frightening that somebody so normal...
bought a book on serial killers for £3. it’s such an amazing book with over 100 serial killers in it and what they did. i think that i have problems because i find this type of thing really interesting.
R.I.P Whitney Houston. Such a sad loss, at such a young age :(
Samuel Elijah: A girl I went to high school with... →
subwaywalls: A girl I went to high school with just messaged me after she saw someone refer to me as ‘he’ on a status. I had to tell her about transitioning, and she was surprisingly supportive. She said that she’d keep it to herself until I was telling people, and she hopes it goes well. :) Bearing in mind… OOOH WHO?
It makes me laugh at gigs when a band member does ANYTHING and everyone screams. Like when Brendon Urie makes random, strange noises and everyones like ‘OMFG WOOOOOO WE LOVE YOU’. Not complaining though, since I am one of those people..
Me: *turns on radio*
Taylor Swift: feels feels feels revenge slut-shaming more feels you broke my heart and now I'm making a catchy country tune about it yeah yeah yeah acoustic guitar
Bruno Mars: suicidal thoughts and plaid and war zones and gratuitous morphine use pain angst hurt for some reason all my songs involve me unnecessarily dying for you
Rihanna: no one cares what I'm singing about but you can assume it's a shitty metaphor for sex while I gyrate in little to no clothing on fake animals but at least it's stupidly catchy
Every single rap artist: bitches hoes in da club lots of money she wants the dick all these songs are about clubbing and sex and does anyone honestly live this lifestyle outside of music videos
Nick Minaj: hkjhkjhcw fweljfhwjhddljhd hfojencojen nieukjdh lots of fast talking in a weird accent ha ha ha pop culture reference I'm a feminist with lots of wigs and in case you haven't noticed BIG BOOBS I don't even know what I'm rapping about lol
Me: *turns off radio*
Can’t believe its been a week since I met Panic! At The Disco. Oh, how time flies :(
Brendon Urie has always had such perfect teeth.
On MTV Rocks, its Panic! At The Disco vs You Me At Six top 10, and number 10 was ‘Ready to Go’. You having a laugh? I bet number one is some shitty similar sounding You Me At Six song. Still recording it though. Also, they forgot the exclamation point. Hmpf.
so within 30 seconds of being on tumblr, i’ve seen two people spell Brendon’s name as ‘Brendan’ & ‘Bredon’
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ask anyone who lives in warrington where they're...
miss-mgann: ‘warrington - it’s between manchester and liverpool’ you can never just say ‘warrington’
post-concert depression is the worst.
musical-musings: heymoon-pleaseforgettofalldown: I’ve never found Spencer Smith that attractive, I’ve always thought he was amazing but never thought he was amazingly attractive… that was until I met him yesterday and fell in love with him. What a beautiful guy! I think he’s gorgeous either way but he DAZZLES in person. He is so flawless, I cannot. he was the most talkative to me yesterday...
I’ve never found Spencer Smith that attractive, I’ve always thought he was amazing but never thought he was amazingly attractive… that was until I met him yesterday and fell in love with him. What a beautiful guy!