thatfunnyblog:

 





hello mtv welcome to my crib

You know just a dildo on the wall.

where else is the parrot going to sit?

relevant to my interest. 

it’s a cockatiel

thatfunnyblog:

 

hello mtv welcome to my crib

You know just a dildo on the wall.

where else is the parrot going to sit?image

relevant to my interest. 

it’s a cockatiel

(Source: japcoregalore)


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rubee:

you fuckin fat cunt


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darkbluetile:

thebrownskingirl:

You are so used to your features, you don’t know how beautiful you look to a stranger.

I can’t believe I’m even more beautiful than I think I am this is incredible where’s my modeling contract


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feedthenose:

"Welcome to Japan" +

feedthenose:

"Welcome to Japan" +


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(Source: smellslikexocolate)


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Sam Smith - I’m Not The Only One featuring Dianna Agron and Chris Messina. 

(Source: agronnews)


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fairyinpink:

The Spectacular Now


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dialupmodem:

sylviasybil:

zylphiacrowley:

faewild:

smashedindigo:

no one saw me wear it therefore it is not dirty

Schrödinger’s laundry

Alternatively: everyone saw me wear it yesterday, but I own a washing machine so I could’ve washed it since then (I didn’t wash it).

people saw me wearing it yesterday but there will be different people seeing me today therefore it is not dirty

alternatively: wash ur damn clothes

(Source: 2460-pun)


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yourehidingfrommenow:

domdean:

cuntakinte:

I hate playing “never have I ever” because I’m a fucking slut

I hate playing “never have I ever” because I’m a fucking virgin

you will never know which of these two statements reign true for people who reblogs this and that bothers me


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glowcloud:

I have to say the Kim k app was an amazing business idea and I feel like it has already done wonders for her brand. Now I see pictures of Kim kardashian and I think “that’s my extremely generous friend Kim she really got my modeling career off the ground”


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izzetheking:

How is sponge bob a sponge if everyone in his family are chocolate chip cookies


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"I squeeze Tris’s hand, praying that if i do it hard enough, i will send life back into her body and she will flush with color and wake up. I don’t know how long it takes for me to realize that isn’t going yo happen, that she is gone. But when i do i feel all the strength go out of me, and i fall to my knees beside the table and i think i cry, then, or at least i want to, and everything inside me screams for just one more kiss, one more word, one more glance, one more."

-Tobias Eaton; Allegiant (via thesheoshow)
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gotitforcheap:

Do not fall in love with people like me. I will take you to museums, and parks, and I will take you to the candy shop. I’ll let you lick the lolly pop. Go ahead girl and don’t you stop. Keep going until you hit the spot (WHOA).


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