Me and mr perfect had a property conversation today, then as he was driving off he was starting at me mmmmmmm marry me
a very attractive guy runs after school clubs at the school i work at and i want to talk to him but im so socially awkward so hmpf :( he’s not even my type, completely the opposite but mmmmmmmmmmmmm.
Its actually scary how much Andrew Garfield reminds me of the last guy I liked.
i’ll always remember peyton as the girl who brought her pet corn to school
my sister went to a dress up party. guess which one she is?
ohmygOD so today this kid in my school tried to go through a loop in the railing and ended up getting stuck, so they had to call the security guard, who called the principal, and he pulled the fire alarm so everyone would come outside and laugh at him
also, all the black kids went up to take pictures
dylan and cole sprouse are 20
that’s so raven has been off the tv (other than reruns) for 6 years
lizzie mcguire ended over 9 years ago
shrek 1 came out 11 years ago
hilary duff is pregnant
miley cyrus is engaged
monsters inc came out 11 years ago
how fucking old am i
Oh dear god what have I done…
I’m crying will you marry me
LAUGHING SO HARD MY MOM THOUGHT I WAS SOBBING AND RAN TO CHECK ON ME I CAN’T EVEN HANDLE THIS
DEAR GOD. DEAR GOD. OH MY GOD. DEATH.
AKHSDKHGKDHF KILL IT WITH FIRE
HOW DOES THIS FIT SO WELL!?!
sometimes it lasts in love
but sometimes it hurts instead
roman lob though..
LOLOLOL WHO’S THAT LITTLE FUCKWIT??
I’LL GIVE YOU A CLUE IT’S FUCKING ME WALKING HOME WHEN I WAS 14.
FEEL FREE TO LAUGH TIL YOU BLEED.
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ughhhhhhh only a few more lessons with mr. attractive guy who probably doesn’t even know my name before art is no more :(