"Life’s too short to drink crappy coffee and cry over boys who don’t care."-Matty Healy (the 1975)
when your friend tells you about their crush
when you have sex with your friend’s crush
Erm are you telling me something here
I can’t stop dreaming about you.
I cant stop dreaming about Alien
This is the line that has gotten me through life.
I give you consent
Obama was 18 once
not sure what this information means
even my dog is putting me in a bad mood, swear i shouldve just stayed in bed today
what if u had an identical twin that did porn and u like went to the grocery and theyre like “omg i saw u take 3 dicks at once while wearing a turtle costume” and ur like “god dammit gary”
Panic! At The Disco: This Is Gospel (LIVE)
In case you missed it late late last night, here’s Panic! At The Disco’s performance of their new single ‘This Is Gospel’ from The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson!
fucks sakeeee, take me back to this night please.
my self esteem has two levels
- im a worthless piece of shit who deserves no love
- bow down before bitches i am your queen
so you’re tony stark then